Auf eins krijg ik een soort huisarrest, echt voor no reason. Om mezelf een beetje op te vrolijken zit ik op www.fmylife.com en daar staat echt funny shit. Morgen begint school weer helemaal, dus ik denk dat jullie ook wel opgevrolijkt mogen worden, here you go:
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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